These are people playing hockey. They obviously suck, as is shown.

This is the NHL. It is the main offender, as the suckiest of hockey leagues.

This is the logo of the pittsburgh penguins. They suck. Even for NHL teams.

This is Jaromir Jagr. He sucks cause he plays hockey. However, he ditched Pittsburgh, so he sucks a little less than some.

If you had any doubts, here's Bush corrupting a young child.. doing what? Playing hockey.

These are The Mighty Ducks movies. They are the only good thing to ever come out of hockey. In fact, they almost saved hockey. But alas, no, hockey still sucks.

This is Casey from the Ninja Turtles. He was hella cool. Unfortunately he wore a hockey mask and carried a hockey stick (not pictured). We forgive this, cause he used it to beat up bad guys instead of playing a gay sport, so he is cool anyway.

© Brandon Baither, 2005, Keep Yo Dirty Paws Off (not like you wanna steal this junx anyway)